PHT WORLD SERIES XXVi
september 20, 2025
Season XXVI Schedule:
- Saturday, August 30: End of Season XXVI
- Sunday, August 31: Start of Season XXVII
- September 2 - 8: Season XXVI Wild Card Week
- Saturday, September 13: Season XXVI Semifinals (Locations TBD)
- Saturday, September 20: World Series XXVI at Smoketown Brewing in Brunswick, MD
PHT WORLD SERIES XXV
MARCH 22, 2025
1st place: What Would Snake Do? (Dudley's)
2nd place: Dog Park Mafia (William Jeffrey's Tavern)
3rd place: Team Pizza (Rockwell)
4th place: Stink Floyd (Belles' - Wednesday)
5th place: Blood Bath and Beyond (Mustang Sally)
6th place: Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos (Mark's - Wednesday)
T-7th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul (Mark's - Wednesday)
T-7th place: What About Dave? (Mark's - Thursday)
T-9th place: This is Why I Drink (Nighthawk)
T-9th place: Donner Party People (Quinn's)
2nd place: Dog Park Mafia (William Jeffrey's Tavern)
3rd place: Team Pizza (Rockwell)
4th place: Stink Floyd (Belles' - Wednesday)
5th place: Blood Bath and Beyond (Mustang Sally)
6th place: Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos (Mark's - Wednesday)
T-7th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul (Mark's - Wednesday)
T-7th place: What About Dave? (Mark's - Thursday)
T-9th place: This is Why I Drink (Nighthawk)
T-9th place: Donner Party People (Quinn's)
PHT WORLD SERIES XXIV
SEPTEMBER 28, 2024
1st place: Dance Dance Jeffolution (Clyde's)
2nd place: Billy Crystal Balls (Rudy's)
3rd place: Team Pizza (Olde Mother)
4th place: Fan Club (Gentleman Jim's)
5th place: Stink Floyd (Belles' - Wednesday)
6th place: Dave Martinez School of Management (BBOP)
7th place: Goose Massacre (South Mountain Creamery)
T-8th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul (Mark's - Wednesday)
T-8th place: Supernovas (Dudley's)
10th place: Museum of Salt and Pepper Shakers (Solace Outpost - Thursday)
2nd place: Billy Crystal Balls (Rudy's)
3rd place: Team Pizza (Olde Mother)
4th place: Fan Club (Gentleman Jim's)
5th place: Stink Floyd (Belles' - Wednesday)
6th place: Dave Martinez School of Management (BBOP)
7th place: Goose Massacre (South Mountain Creamery)
T-8th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul (Mark's - Wednesday)
T-8th place: Supernovas (Dudley's)
10th place: Museum of Salt and Pepper Shakers (Solace Outpost - Thursday)
PHT WORLD SERIES XXIII
MARCH 9, 2024
1st place: No Child Jeff Behind (Clyde's)
2nd place: Team Pizza (Olde Mother)
3rd place: Billy Crystal Balls (Rudy's)
4th place: Dave Martinez School of Management (BBOP)
5th place: What About Dave? (Mark's - Thursday)
6th place: 22 Ounces to Freedom (Quinn's)
7th place: Stink Floyd (Belles' - Wednesday)
8th place: Bet Smart (Cushwa)
9th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul (Mark's - Wednesday)
10th place: Not the Doctors You're Looking For (Grape Escape)
2nd place: Team Pizza (Olde Mother)
3rd place: Billy Crystal Balls (Rudy's)
4th place: Dave Martinez School of Management (BBOP)
5th place: What About Dave? (Mark's - Thursday)
6th place: 22 Ounces to Freedom (Quinn's)
7th place: Stink Floyd (Belles' - Wednesday)
8th place: Bet Smart (Cushwa)
9th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul (Mark's - Wednesday)
10th place: Not the Doctors You're Looking For (Grape Escape)
PHT WORLD SERIES XXII
SEPTEMBER 30, 2023
1st place: Jeff Cab for Cutie (Clyde's)
2nd place: Billy Crystal Balls (Mason Social)
3rd place: Not the Doctors You’re Looking For (Grape Escape)
4th place: Quick Pink and the Vine Gang (Belles' - Wednesday)
5th place: Donner Party People (Quinn's)
6th place: How Did I Get Here? (Quincy's)
7th place: Satan’s School for Girls (Memories)
8th place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Bear Brick Oven Pizza)
9th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul (Mark's - Wednesday)
10th place: Wayne Road Blues (Audacious - Falls Church)
2nd place: Billy Crystal Balls (Mason Social)
3rd place: Not the Doctors You’re Looking For (Grape Escape)
4th place: Quick Pink and the Vine Gang (Belles' - Wednesday)
5th place: Donner Party People (Quinn's)
6th place: How Did I Get Here? (Quincy's)
7th place: Satan’s School for Girls (Memories)
8th place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Bear Brick Oven Pizza)
9th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul (Mark's - Wednesday)
10th place: Wayne Road Blues (Audacious - Falls Church)
PHT WORLD SERIES XXI
FEBRUARY 25, 2023
1st place: Xanatos Gambit (Mark's)
2nd place: Donner Party Platter (Quinn's)
3rd place: Little Brains, Big Egos (Distilled)
4th place: How Did I Get Here? (Quincy's)
5th place: Innovations (Dudley's)
6th place: Stink Floyd (Belles')
7th place: Supernovas (Dudley's)
8th place: Cat in the Chat (Loudoun Kitchen)
9th place: Fan Club (Gentleman Jim's)
10th place: Heavy Metal Parking Lot (Quinn's)
2nd place: Donner Party Platter (Quinn's)
3rd place: Little Brains, Big Egos (Distilled)
4th place: How Did I Get Here? (Quincy's)
5th place: Innovations (Dudley's)
6th place: Stink Floyd (Belles')
7th place: Supernovas (Dudley's)
8th place: Cat in the Chat (Loudoun Kitchen)
9th place: Fan Club (Gentleman Jim's)
10th place: Heavy Metal Parking Lot (Quinn's)
PHT WORLD SERIES XX
JANUARY 26, 2020
1st place: Kitten Mittens (Quinn's)
2nd place: That's So Clavin (Greene Turtle)
3rd place: Killer Snails (Hershey's)
4th place: Notch Eight (Il Forno)
5th place: Great Heathen Army (Morgan Inn)
6th place: Beau Khaki (Valley Grill)
7th place: Full Bullpen (St. Arnold's)
8th place: Bucket of B. S. (Cuginis)
9th place: Van Buren Boys (Memories)
10th place: Bailey's Buddies (Quincy's)
2nd place: That's So Clavin (Greene Turtle)
3rd place: Killer Snails (Hershey's)
4th place: Notch Eight (Il Forno)
5th place: Great Heathen Army (Morgan Inn)
6th place: Beau Khaki (Valley Grill)
7th place: Full Bullpen (St. Arnold's)
8th place: Bucket of B. S. (Cuginis)
9th place: Van Buren Boys (Memories)
10th place: Bailey's Buddies (Quincy's)
PHT WORLD SERIES XIX
AUGUST 18, 2019
1st place: Rumble in the Bronx (Belles')
2nd place: How Did I Get Here (Senor Tequila's)
3rd place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
4th place: Breadsticks (Upper Deck)
5th place: Unsavories (DRP)
6th place: Kitten Mittens (Quinn's)
7th place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Flower Hill)
8th place: That's So Clavin (Greene Turtle)
T-9th place: Gouda 'Nuff For Me (Cheesetique)
T-9th place: Power Vacuum (Bushwaller's)
2nd place: How Did I Get Here (Senor Tequila's)
3rd place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
4th place: Breadsticks (Upper Deck)
5th place: Unsavories (DRP)
6th place: Kitten Mittens (Quinn's)
7th place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Flower Hill)
8th place: That's So Clavin (Greene Turtle)
T-9th place: Gouda 'Nuff For Me (Cheesetique)
T-9th place: Power Vacuum (Bushwaller's)
PHT WORLD SERIES XVIII
JANUARY 27, 2019
1st place: J. T. Snow School of Babysitting (Belles')
2nd place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Bennigan's)
3rd place: It's Mueller Time (Quinn's on the Corner)
4th place: Power Vacuum (Bushwaller's)
5th place: Rock the Cash Bar (Quincy's South)
T-6th place: Unsavories (DRP)
T-6th place: Fat Kids Are Hard to Kidnap (Valley Grill)
8th place: Killer Snails (Hershey's)
9th place: Gouda 'Nuff For Me (Cheesetique)
T-10th place: Meet the Press (Springfield Manor)
T-10th place: PC Principals (Fish Market)
2nd place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Bennigan's)
3rd place: It's Mueller Time (Quinn's on the Corner)
4th place: Power Vacuum (Bushwaller's)
5th place: Rock the Cash Bar (Quincy's South)
T-6th place: Unsavories (DRP)
T-6th place: Fat Kids Are Hard to Kidnap (Valley Grill)
8th place: Killer Snails (Hershey's)
9th place: Gouda 'Nuff For Me (Cheesetique)
T-10th place: Meet the Press (Springfield Manor)
T-10th place: PC Principals (Fish Market)
PHT WORLD SERIES XVII
JUNE 10, 2018
1st place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Bennigan's)
2nd place: Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango (Il Forno)
3rd place: PC Principals (Fish Market)
4th place: Five Dollar Massage (The Block)
5th place: Arrondisements of Ouagadougou (Greene Turtle)
6th place: Brain Freeze (Hershey's)
7th place: Sexual Chocolate (Memories)
8th place: Killer Snails (Hershey's)
T-9th place: I Don't Know Who (Morgan Inn)
T-9th place: Stink Floyd (Il Forno)
2nd place: Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango (Il Forno)
3rd place: PC Principals (Fish Market)
4th place: Five Dollar Massage (The Block)
5th place: Arrondisements of Ouagadougou (Greene Turtle)
6th place: Brain Freeze (Hershey's)
7th place: Sexual Chocolate (Memories)
8th place: Killer Snails (Hershey's)
T-9th place: I Don't Know Who (Morgan Inn)
T-9th place: Stink Floyd (Il Forno)
PHT WORLD SERIES XVI
JANUARY 28, 2018
1st place: Gorillas with Machine Guns (Il Forno)
2nd place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Bennigan's)
3rd place: PC Principals (Fish Market)
4th place: Brother of Menelaus (Fish Market)
5th place: Killer Snails (Hershey's)
6th place: Flight Level Awesome (Belles')
7th place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
8th place: Breadsticks (Quincy's)
9th place: Kitten Mittens (Cheesetique)
10th place: Hans Gruber Preservation Society (Smoketown)
2nd place: Dave Martinez School of Management (Bennigan's)
3rd place: PC Principals (Fish Market)
4th place: Brother of Menelaus (Fish Market)
5th place: Killer Snails (Hershey's)
6th place: Flight Level Awesome (Belles')
7th place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
8th place: Breadsticks (Quincy's)
9th place: Kitten Mittens (Cheesetique)
10th place: Hans Gruber Preservation Society (Smoketown)
PHT WORLD SERIES XV
JUNE 11, 2017
1st place: Dusty Baker School of Management (Bennigan's)
2nd place: Jeff King Experience (Il Forno)
3rd place: High School Prom (Basic Burger)
4th place: Arrondissements of Ouagadougou (Captain Benders)
5th place: High Water Mark (Woodside Deli)
T-6th place: Breadsticks (Quincy's)
T-6th place: Flight Level Awesome (Belles')
8th place: Satan's School for Girls (Memories)
9th place: Wiseacres (Champion Billiards)
10th place: PC Principals (Fish Market)
2nd place: Jeff King Experience (Il Forno)
3rd place: High School Prom (Basic Burger)
4th place: Arrondissements of Ouagadougou (Captain Benders)
5th place: High Water Mark (Woodside Deli)
T-6th place: Breadsticks (Quincy's)
T-6th place: Flight Level Awesome (Belles')
8th place: Satan's School for Girls (Memories)
9th place: Wiseacres (Champion Billiards)
10th place: PC Principals (Fish Market)
PHT WORLD SERIES XIV
JANUARY 29, 2017
1st place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
2nd place: Dusty Baker School of Management (Bennigan's)
3rd place: Power Vacuum (Champion - Thursday)
4th place: Stupid Sexy Flanders (Valley Grill)
5th place: Capitol City Goofballs (Capitol City Brewing)
T-6th place: A-Team (Il Forno)
T-6th place: Just the Tip (Bennigan's)
T-6th place: And We're All Out of Bubblegum (Champion Billiards)
T-6th place: Front of the Class (Woodside Deli)
T-10th place: Breadsticks (Quincy's)
T-10th place: Poovey Farms (Tilted Kilt)
2nd place: Dusty Baker School of Management (Bennigan's)
3rd place: Power Vacuum (Champion - Thursday)
4th place: Stupid Sexy Flanders (Valley Grill)
5th place: Capitol City Goofballs (Capitol City Brewing)
T-6th place: A-Team (Il Forno)
T-6th place: Just the Tip (Bennigan's)
T-6th place: And We're All Out of Bubblegum (Champion Billiards)
T-6th place: Front of the Class (Woodside Deli)
T-10th place: Breadsticks (Quincy's)
T-10th place: Poovey Farms (Tilted Kilt)
PHT WORLD SERIES XIII
JUNE 12, 2016
1st place: Dusty Baker School of Management (Bennigan's)
2nd place: High School Prom (Spider Kelly's)
3rd place: Blue Collar (Quincy's)
4th place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
5th place: A-Team (Il Forno)
T-6th place: Breadsticks (Quincy's)
T-6th place: Wiser But Still Dead (Champion Billiards)
8th place: Tokyo Sex Whale (Belles')
9th place: Uncle Jack (Belles')
10th place: Power Vacuum (Champion Billiards)
2nd place: High School Prom (Spider Kelly's)
3rd place: Blue Collar (Quincy's)
4th place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
5th place: A-Team (Il Forno)
T-6th place: Breadsticks (Quincy's)
T-6th place: Wiser But Still Dead (Champion Billiards)
8th place: Tokyo Sex Whale (Belles')
9th place: Uncle Jack (Belles')
10th place: Power Vacuum (Champion Billiards)
PHT WORLD SERIES XII
JANUARY 30, 2016
1st place: High School Prom (Spider Kelly's)
2nd place: PC Principals (Spider Kelly's)
3rd place: Uncle Jack (Quincy's South)
T-4th place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
T-4th place: They Hate Us 'Cuz They Anus (Champion Billiards)
6th place: Comfortably Dumb (Champion Billiards)
T-7th place: Matt Frost Gave Us the Answers (Hard Times)
T-7th place: Move Biff, Get Out the Way (Barefoot Bernie's)
T-7th place: See, What Happened Was (Memories)
T-7th place: Stupid Sexy Flanders (Valley Grill)
2nd place: PC Principals (Spider Kelly's)
3rd place: Uncle Jack (Quincy's South)
T-4th place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
T-4th place: They Hate Us 'Cuz They Anus (Champion Billiards)
6th place: Comfortably Dumb (Champion Billiards)
T-7th place: Matt Frost Gave Us the Answers (Hard Times)
T-7th place: Move Biff, Get Out the Way (Barefoot Bernie's)
T-7th place: See, What Happened Was (Memories)
T-7th place: Stupid Sexy Flanders (Valley Grill)
PHT WORLD SERIES XI
JUNE 7, 2015
1st place: High School Prom (DRP)
2nd place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
3rd place: Thundercats (Champion Billiards)
4th place: Multiple Scoregasms (Roasthouse)
5th place: One Crow Short of a Murder (Orioles Nest)
6th place: Southpaw Fish (Valley Grill)
7th place: Quiz In My Pants (Champion Billiards)
8th place: Boom Goes the Dynamite (Valley Grill)
9th place: Just Good Enough (Champion Billiards)
10th place: D & M (Quincy's South)
2nd place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
3rd place: Thundercats (Champion Billiards)
4th place: Multiple Scoregasms (Roasthouse)
5th place: One Crow Short of a Murder (Orioles Nest)
6th place: Southpaw Fish (Valley Grill)
7th place: Quiz In My Pants (Champion Billiards)
8th place: Boom Goes the Dynamite (Valley Grill)
9th place: Just Good Enough (Champion Billiards)
10th place: D & M (Quincy's South)
PHT WORLD SERIES X
JANUARY 31, 2015
1st place: High School Prom (DRP)
2nd place: MoMo (Cugini's)
3rd place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
4th place: Capitol City Goofballs (Capitol City Brewing)
T-5th place: If We Only Had a Brain (Hollywood Casino)
T-5th place: Thundercats (Champion Billiards)
T-7th place: Adrian Peterson's Branch Manager (Barefoot Bernie's)
T-7th place: Ramparting Ways (Capitol City Brewing)
T-7th place: Lowered Expectations (Quincy's)
T-7th place: Big Test Icicles (Champion Billiards)
2nd place: MoMo (Cugini's)
3rd place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
4th place: Capitol City Goofballs (Capitol City Brewing)
T-5th place: If We Only Had a Brain (Hollywood Casino)
T-5th place: Thundercats (Champion Billiards)
T-7th place: Adrian Peterson's Branch Manager (Barefoot Bernie's)
T-7th place: Ramparting Ways (Capitol City Brewing)
T-7th place: Lowered Expectations (Quincy's)
T-7th place: Big Test Icicles (Champion Billiards)
PHT WORLD SERIES IX
JUNE 8, 2014
1st place: High School Prom (DRP)
2nd place: None Pizza with Left Beef (Guido's)
3rd place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
4th place: Army of Dorkness (Monkey La La)
5th place: Fat, Drunk, and Stupid (Ramparts)
T-6th place: We're Not Porn Stars Anymore (Ramparts)
T-6th place: Grab a Straw, You Suck (Cellar Door)
T-8th place: Wiseacres (Champion Billiards)
T-8th place: Cranius Maximus (Bunker Sports Café)
10th place: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades (Champion Billiards)
2nd place: None Pizza with Left Beef (Guido's)
3rd place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
4th place: Army of Dorkness (Monkey La La)
5th place: Fat, Drunk, and Stupid (Ramparts)
T-6th place: We're Not Porn Stars Anymore (Ramparts)
T-6th place: Grab a Straw, You Suck (Cellar Door)
T-8th place: Wiseacres (Champion Billiards)
T-8th place: Cranius Maximus (Bunker Sports Café)
10th place: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades (Champion Billiards)
PHT WORLD SERIES VIII
JANUARY 25, 2014
1st place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
2nd place: Army of Dorkness (Monkey La La)
3rd place: Wiseacres (Champion Billiards)
4th place: Minivan Mafia (Bunker Sports Café)
T-5th place: [email protected] (Guido's)
T-5th place: Southpaw Fish (Valley Grill)
7th place: Erin Go Braless (Belles')
8th place: Thinkers and Dreamers (Barefoot Bernie's)
9th place: I Like Big Butts (Cellar Door)
10th place: Master Debaters (Monkey La La)
2nd place: Army of Dorkness (Monkey La La)
3rd place: Wiseacres (Champion Billiards)
4th place: Minivan Mafia (Bunker Sports Café)
T-5th place: [email protected] (Guido's)
T-5th place: Southpaw Fish (Valley Grill)
7th place: Erin Go Braless (Belles')
8th place: Thinkers and Dreamers (Barefoot Bernie's)
9th place: I Like Big Butts (Cellar Door)
10th place: Master Debaters (Monkey La La)
PHT WORLD SERIES VII
JUNE 9, 2013
1st place: Stink Floyd (Monkey La La)
2nd place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
3rd place: Quick Pink and the Vine Gang (Il Forno)
4th place: [email protected] (Guido's)
5th place: Barry Jive and the Uptown Five (Ramparts)
6th place: Thundercats (Champion Billiards)
7th place: What Else Could it Be? (Barefoot Bernie's)
8th place: Master Debaters (Champion Billiards)
9th place: Bored of Education (Ramparts)
10th place: Wiseacres (Il Forno)
2nd place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
3rd place: Quick Pink and the Vine Gang (Il Forno)
4th place: [email protected] (Guido's)
5th place: Barry Jive and the Uptown Five (Ramparts)
6th place: Thundercats (Champion Billiards)
7th place: What Else Could it Be? (Barefoot Bernie's)
8th place: Master Debaters (Champion Billiards)
9th place: Bored of Education (Ramparts)
10th place: Wiseacres (Il Forno)
PHT WORLD SERIES VI
JANUARY 26, 2013
1st place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
2nd place: Quick Pink and the Vine Gang (Il Forno)
3rd place: Bored of Education (Ramparts)
4th place: 2 Live Clue (Cellar Door)
5th place: Army of Dorkness (Monkey La La)
6th place: Your Mom Has a Team Name (Champion Billiards)
7th place: Minivan Mafia (South Riding Inn)
8th place: Bad Ass Cookers (Guido's)
9th place: Wednesday (Cellar Door)
10th place: Hump and Dump (Il Forno)
2nd place: Quick Pink and the Vine Gang (Il Forno)
3rd place: Bored of Education (Ramparts)
4th place: 2 Live Clue (Cellar Door)
5th place: Army of Dorkness (Monkey La La)
6th place: Your Mom Has a Team Name (Champion Billiards)
7th place: Minivan Mafia (South Riding Inn)
8th place: Bad Ass Cookers (Guido's)
9th place: Wednesday (Cellar Door)
10th place: Hump and Dump (Il Forno)
PHT WORLD SERIES V
JUNE 9, 2012
1st place: Slapsgiving (Barefoot Bernie's)
2nd place: Thundercats (Champion Billiards)
3rd place: Scott Puts the STD in STUD (Guido's)
4th place: Master Debaters (Monkey La La)
5th place: Wiseacres (Champion Billiards)
6th place: Stank Rangers (Guido's)
7th place: Democratic Republic of Chad (Guido's)
8th place: Hate and Spite (Monkey La La)
T-9th place: It Could Be Anything (Il Forno)
T-9th place: Cosmik Debris (Il Forno)
2nd place: Thundercats (Champion Billiards)
3rd place: Scott Puts the STD in STUD (Guido's)
4th place: Master Debaters (Monkey La La)
5th place: Wiseacres (Champion Billiards)
6th place: Stank Rangers (Guido's)
7th place: Democratic Republic of Chad (Guido's)
8th place: Hate and Spite (Monkey La La)
T-9th place: It Could Be Anything (Il Forno)
T-9th place: Cosmik Debris (Il Forno)
PHT WORLD SERIES IV
DECEMBER 10, 2011
1st place: Slapsgiving
2nd place: Big Grumpy Jungle Dreams
3rd place: Wiseacres
4th place: Ramrod
5th place: Big Test Icicles
6th place: Human Scottipede
7th place: Ferret Finger
T-8th place: Panty Droppers
T-8th place: Thundercats
10th place: Quick Pink and the Vine Gang
2nd place: Big Grumpy Jungle Dreams
3rd place: Wiseacres
4th place: Ramrod
5th place: Big Test Icicles
6th place: Human Scottipede
7th place: Ferret Finger
T-8th place: Panty Droppers
T-8th place: Thundercats
10th place: Quick Pink and the Vine Gang