PHT WORLD SERIES XXVIII
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11
SMOKETOWN BREWING
BRUNSWICK, MD

September 13 to 19: Wild Card Week
September 26 - 27**: Season XXVIII Semifinals
Sunday, October 11 at 1:00p: PHT World Series XXVIII
** At least one Semifinal game will be played on Sunday, September 27.  The exact schedule has yet to be determined.
Congratulations to these Semifinals qualifiers!  We'll add more teams to this list each night during Wild Card week:
Aces Mild
Aged to Perfection
Agent Cooper Episode Three
Alcoholics Unanimous
All Livers, No Brains
Almost All-American
Alternative Facts
Artist Formerly Known as Hucklebuck
Ask Me Know Questions
Awesome Power, Int'l Team of Mystery
Baby Nora
Bad Hombres
Bad Rhino
​Banned Book Club
Bass Slappers
Beer Pressure
​Bestin Reston
Better Lucky than Smart
Big Dragon
Bitch, Please
Black October
​Blake Butera School of Management
Blood Bath and Beyond
Blue Banner Bombers
Boldly Arrowski
Bookworms
Booty Sweat
Brainy Bunch
​Brewish
​Burnt Endz
Butters
Buzzcut
Cap City Reston
Carly Rae Jepsen's Malort
Carpet Stretchers
Cat in the Chat
Catoctin Clueless
Chat IPA
Cheese Quiz
​Cheez-Its
Clarendon Cheesecake Factory Riot
Classic Bach
Clown Shoes
Clyde's Dales
Coaches
Control Alt Elite
D. C. Swampers
Dancing Queens
Day Old Doughnuts
Demolition
Despite Mike
Detective Trivia Benson
Disappointed Dads
​Dog Park Mafia
​Dog Park Posse
Dogs to the Left, Nerds to the Right
Dolphin for Man Man
Donner Party People
Duck Duck Jeep
Duck My Life
Ducky
Einsteins
Eli is Better Than Peyton
Fabulous Killjoys
Fan Club
Fifty Shades of Grey Poupon
Five Heads, One Brain
Formerly Known as Hucklebuck
Fresh Off the U-Haul
Full Frontal Nerdity
G Money
Geriatric Millennials
Gong Gong and the Butt Demons
Grilled Cheese
H. R. Pufnstuf (Hops N Shine)
H. R. Pufnstuf (Ramparts)
Half Nelsons
Harsh Reality
Hawks
Head Like a Hole
Heavily Furred Capybaras
Heavy Metal Parking Lot
Hillard Street Herd
Hoof Hearted
Hooray!
Hot Thumbs Time Machine
How Did I Get Here?
How's My Moral Compass?
Humble Geniuses
I'm Dua, So Don't Give Me No Lipa
In This Economy?
Independent Panda
​Indoor Kids
Irregardlessly Unrelevant
Jameson for Breakfast
Jeff Propulsion Laboratory
Jibbitz
Jive Tolkien
​Karma is a Cat
Killer Snails
LAUKS
​Litter Robots
Little Brains, Big Egos
Lone Strangers
Long Name
Losers from Last Week
Lounge Rats
Low Expectations
Lucky Guessers
Margaret Thatcher on a Cold Day
Marshfellows
Mayor Cowboy and Friends
Medium Rawr
Mercedes Beans
Meth Lab for Cutie
Metronomicon
Michael Clayton
Missing Brain Cells
Mixed Nuts
Momtok Survivors
Moons Around Uranus
Mr. Boogedy
Murph's Masters
Museum of Salt and Pepper Shakers
My Brain Hurts
My Favorite Team
Nacho Average Team
​Nerds of a Feather
Neurons Gone Wrong
Nincompoops
Normies
Not the Doctors You're Looking For
Not Two Couples
Old School
On a Mission
Partial Credit
Pawfessionals
Paws and Claws
Peanut Nem Nems
Perpetually Third
Pharmacy Frogs
Pho Q
Pickles People
Pour Choices
Pour Decisions
Purple Cobras
Purple Purrla
Purple Rain
Quality Guesswork
Quizards of Oz
Quizimodo
Quiznos
Quizzed My Pants
​Quizzy McTriviaface
Rail Splitters
​Red
Regular G's
Rotating Cast
​Run-By Fruiting
Santos L. Halper
Scared Money Don't Make Money
Schrute Beet Farm
Second Breakfast Club
Secret Assembly
See Me After Class
Senior Moments
Seven Deadly Sins
Sexual Chocolate
Sheldon's Big Bang
Sherlock Homies
Shipwrecked
Shucksville Siblings
Sick Ostriches
Silky Biscuits
Silver Jack
Simple Minds
Slightly Agitated
Smartacus
Soft Sell
Southpaw Fish
Southpaws
Space Jam
Squirrels on a Mission
Stamp Collectors
Street Sharks
Supernovas
Taylor's Version
Terps
TFTI
That's No Moon
Third Round Tailspin
​Third Wheel
Thirsty Ponies
​Three Amigos
Throat Goats
Titanic Was an Inside Job
Tokyo Sex Whale
Top Dogs
Transparent Eyeballs
Trivia Newton John
Trivia Team Formerly Known As Trivia Team
Triviasaurus Rex
True Witt
TruGru.com
Tuesday Trivia Titans
Turtles Come Home
Unusual Suspects
Usual Suspects
Vandelay Industries
Village Idiots (MD)
Village Idiots (VA)
Wasted Talent
We Are Bob
We Eat Rats
​We Thought This Was A. A.
We Thought This Was Bingo
We Thought This Was Karaoke
We're All Going Down Together
What About Dave?
What Would Snake Do?
What's That Smell?
Wild Ass Guess
Win Some, Learn Some
Wrath of Kahan
Wright Stuff
Yankees
Yo, Adrian
You’re Doing Amazing, Sweetie

PHT WORLD SERIES XXVII
MARCH 21, 2026

1st place: ​What Would Snake Do?  (Crystal City)
2nd place: ​Till Jeff Do Us Part  (Clyde's - Mark Center)
3rd place: ​Titanic Was an Inside Job  (Hops N Shine)
4th place: ​Wasted Talent  (Solace Outpost - Navy Yard)
5th place: ​Miguel Cairo School of Management  (Doc Waters)
T-6th place: ​Trivia Team Formerly Known as Trivia Team  (Creek Lodge)
T-6th place: ​Margaret Thatcher on a Cold Day  (William Jeffrey's Tavern)
8th place: ​Revenge of the Sixth  (Mark's Pub)
T-9th place: ​Donner Party People  (Quinn's)
T-9th place: ​My Favorite Team  (Interchange)

PHT WORLD SERIES XXVI
SEPTEMBER 27, 2025

1st place: What Would Snake Do?  (Crystal City)
2nd place: Not the Doctors You're Looking For  (Grape Escape)
3rd place: Dave Martinez School of Managment  (Bear Brick Oven Pizza)
4th place: Pour Choices  (Hops N Shine)
5th place: My Son and His Friends from Church  (Dragon Distillery)
6th place: Dare to Be Stupid  (Mark's Pub)
7th place: Killer Snails  (Quincy's)
8th place: Grilled Cheese  (Mookie's)
9th place: TFTI  (Audacious - Falls Church)
T-10th place: Dog Park Mafia  (William Jeffrey's Tavern)
T-10th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul  (Mark's Pub)

PHT WORLD SERIES XXV
MARCH 22, 2025

1st place: What Would Snake Do?  (Dudley's)
2nd place: Dog Park Mafia  (William Jeffrey's Tavern)
3rd place: Team Pizza  (Rockwell)
4th place: Stink Floyd  (Belles')
5th place: Blood Bath and Beyond  (Mustang Sally)
6th place: Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos  (Mark's Pub)
T-7th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul  (Mark's Pub)
T-7th place: What About Dave?  (Mark's Pub)
T-9th place: This is Why I Drink  (Nighthawk)
T-9th place: Donner Party People  (Quinn's)

PHT WORLD SERIES XXIV
​SEPTEMBER 28, 2024

1st place: Dance Dance Jeffolution  (Clyde's)
2nd place: Billy Crystal Balls  (Rudy's)
3rd place: Team Pizza  (Olde Mother)
4th place: Fan Club  (Gentleman Jim's)
5th place: Stink Floyd  (Belles')
6th place: Dave Martinez School of Management  (Bear Brick Oven Pizza)
7th place: Goose Massacre (South Mountain Creamery)
T-8th place: Fresh Off the U-Haul  (Mark's Pub)
T-8th place: Supernovas (Dudley's)
10th place: Museum of Salt and Pepper Shakers (Solace Outpost - Falls Church)

PHT WORLD SERIES XXIII
MARCH 9, 2024

1st place:  No Child Jeff Behind  (Clyde's)
2nd place:  Team Pizza  (Olde Mother)
3rd place:  Billy Crystal Balls  (Rudy's)
4th place:  Dave Martinez School of Management  (Bear Brick Oven Pizza)
5th place:  What About Dave?  (Mark's Pub)
6th place:  22 Ounces to Freedom  (Quinn's)
7th place:  Stink Floyd  (Belles')
8th place:  Bet Smart  (Cushwa)
9th place:  Fresh Off the U-Haul  (Mark's Pub)
10th place:  Not the Doctors You're Looking For  (Grape Escape)

PHT WORLD SERIES XXII
SEPTEMBER 30, 2023

1st place:  Jeff Cab for Cutie  (Clyde's)
2nd place:  Billy Crystal Balls  (Mason Social)
3rd place:  Not the Doctors You’re Looking For  (Grape Escape)
4th place:  Quick Pink and the Vine Gang  (Belles')
5th place:  Donner Party People  (Quinn's)
6th place:  How Did I Get Here?  (Quincy's)
7th place:  Satan’s School for Girls  (Memories)
8th place:  Dave Martinez School of Management  (Bear Brick Oven Pizza)
9th place:  Fresh Off the U-Haul  (Mark's Pub)
10th place:  Wayne Road Blues  (Audacious - Falls Church)

PHT WORLD SERIES XXI
FEBRUARY 25, 2023

1st place:  Xanatos Gambit  (Mark's Pub)
2nd place:  Donner Party Platter  (Quinn's)
3rd place:  Little Brains, Big Egos  (Distilled)
4th place:  How Did I Get Here?  (Quincy's)
5th place:  Innovations  (Dudley's)
6th place:  Stink Floyd  (Belles')
7th place:  Supernovas  (Dudley's)
8th place:  Cat in the Chat  (Loudoun Kitchen)
9th place:  Fan Club  (Gentleman Jim's)
10th place:  Heavy Metal Parking Lot  (Quinn's)

PHT WORLD SERIES XX
JANUARY 26, 2020

1st place:  Kitten Mittens  (Quinn's)
2nd place:  That's So Clavin  (Greene Turtle)
3rd place:  Killer Snails  (Hershey's)
4th place:  Notch Eight  (Il Forno)
5th place:  Great Heathen Army  (Morgan Inn)
6th place:  Beau Khaki (Valley Grill)
7th place:  Full Bullpen  (St. Arnold's)
8th place:  Bucket of B. S.  (Cuginis)
9th place:  Van Buren Boys  (Memories)
10th place:  Bailey's Buddies  (Quincy's)

PHT WORLD SERIES XIX
AUGUST 18, 2019

1st place:  Rumble in the Bronx  (Belles')
2nd place:  How Did I Get Here  (Senor Tequila's)
3rd place:  Stink Floyd  (Monkey La La)
4th place:  Breadsticks  (Upper Deck)
5th place:  Unsavories  (DRP)
6th place:  Kitten Mittens  (Quinn's)
7th place:  Dave Martinez School of Management  (Flower Hill)
8th place:  That's So Clavin  (Greene Turtle)
T-9th place:  Gouda 'Nuff For Me  (Cheesetique)
T-9th place:  Power Vacuum (Bushwaller's)

PHT WORLD SERIES XVIII
JANUARY 27, 2019

1st place:  J. T. Snow School of Babysitting  (Belles')
2nd place:  Dave Martinez School of Management  (Bennigan's)
3rd place:  It's Mueller Time (Quinn's on the Corner)
4th place:  Power Vacuum  (Bushwaller's)
5th place:  Rock the Cash Bar (Quincy's South)
T-6th place:  Unsavories  (DRP)
T-6th place:  Fat Kids Are Hard to Kidnap  (Valley Grill)
8th place:  Killer Snails  (Hershey's)
9th place:  Gouda 'Nuff For Me  (Cheesetique)
T-10th place:  Meet the Press  (Springfield Manor)
T-10th place:  PC Principals  (Fish Market)

PHT WORLD SERIES XVII
JUNE 10, 2018

1st place:  Dave Martinez School of Management  (Bennigan's)
2nd place:  Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango  (Il Forno)
3rd place:  PC Principals  (Fish Market)
4th place:  Five Dollar Massage  (The Block)
5th place:  Arrondisements of Ouagadougou  (Greene Turtle)
6th place:  Brain Freeze  (Hershey's)
7th place:  Sexual Chocolate  (Memories)
8th place:  Killer Snails  (Hershey's)
T-9th place:  I Don't Know Who  (Morgan Inn)
T-9th place:  Stink Floyd  (Il Forno)

PHT WORLD SERIES XVI
JANUARY 28, 2018

1st place:  ​Gorillas with Machine Guns  (Il Forno)
2nd place:  Dave Martinez School of Management  (Bennigan's)
3rd place:  PC Principals  (Fish Market)
4th place:  Brother of Menelaus  (Fish Market)
5th place:  Killer Snails  (Hershey's)
6th place:  Flight Level Awesome  (Belles')
7th place:  Stink Floyd  (Monkey La La)
8th place:  Breadsticks  (Quincy's)
9th place:  Kitten Mittens  (Cheesetique)
10th place:  Hans Gruber Preservation Society  (Smoketown)

PHT WORLD SERIES XV
​JUNE 11, 2017

1st place:  Dusty Baker School of Management  (Bennigan's)
2nd place:  Jeff King Experience  (Il Forno)
3rd place:  High School Prom  (Basic Burger)
4th place:  Arrondissements of Ouagadougou  (Captain Benders)
5th place:  High Water Mark  (Woodside Deli)
T-6th place:  Breadsticks  (Quincy's)
T-6th place:  Flight Level Awesome  (Belles')
8th place:  Satan's School for Girls  (Memories)
9th place:  Wiseacres  (Champion Billiards)
10th place:  PC Principals  (Fish Market)

PHT WORLD SERIES XIV
JANUARY 29, 2017

1st place:  Stink Floyd  (Monkey La La)
2nd place:  Dusty Baker School of Management  (Bennigan's)
3rd place:  Power Vacuum  (Champion - Thursday)
4th place:  Stupid Sexy Flanders  (Valley Grill)
5th place:  Capitol City Goofballs  (Capitol City Brewing)
T-6th place:  A-Team  (Il Forno)
T-6th place:  Just the Tip  (Bennigan's)
T-6th place:  And We're All Out of Bubblegum (Champion Billiards)
T-6th place:  Front of the Class (Woodside Deli)
T-10th place:  Breadsticks  (Quincy's)
T-10th place:  Poovey Farms  (Tilted Kilt)

PHT WORLD SERIES XIII
JUNE 12, 2016

1st place:  Dusty Baker School of Management  (Bennigan's)
2nd place:  High School Prom  (Spider Kelly's)
3rd place:  Blue Collar  (Quincy's)
4th place:  Stink Floyd  (Monkey La La)
5th place:  A-Team  (Il Forno)
T-6th place:  Breadsticks  (Quincy's)
T-6th place:  Wiser But Still Dead  (Champion Billiards)
8th place:  Tokyo Sex Whale (Belles')
9th place:  Uncle Jack  (Belles')
10th place:  Power Vacuum  (Champion Billiards)

PHT WORLD SERIES XII
JANUARY 30, 2016

1st place:  High School Prom  (Spider Kelly's)
2nd place:  PC Principals  (Spider Kelly's)
3rd place:  Uncle Jack  (Quincy's South)
T-4th place:  Stink Floyd  (Monkey La La)
T-4th place:  They Hate Us 'Cuz They Anus  (Champion Billiards)
6th place:  Comfortably Dumb  (Champion Billiards)
T-7th place:  Matt Frost Gave Us the Answers  (Hard Times)
T-7th place:  Move Biff, Get Out the Way  (Barefoot Bernie's)
T-7th place:  See, What Happened Was  (Memories)
T-7th place:  Stupid Sexy Flanders  (Valley Grill)

PHT WORLD SERIES XI
JUNE 7, 2015

1st place:  High School Prom  (DRP)
2nd place:  Stink Floyd  (Monkey La La)
3rd place:  Thundercats  (Champion Billiards)
4th place:  Multiple Scoregasms  (Roasthouse)
5th place:  One Crow Short of a Murder  (Orioles Nest)
6th place:  Southpaw Fish  (Valley Grill)
7th place:  Quiz In My Pants  (Champion Billiards)
8th place:  Boom Goes the Dynamite  (Valley Grill)
9th place:  Just Good Enough  (Champion Billiards)
10th place:  D & M  (Quincy's South)

PHT WORLD SERIES X
JANUARY 31, 2015

1st place:  High School Prom  (DRP)
2nd place:  MoMo  (Cugini's)
3rd place:  Slapsgiving  (Barefoot Bernie's)
4th place:  Capitol City Goofballs  (Capitol City Brewing)
T-5th place:  If We Only Had a Brain  (Hollywood Casino)
T-5th place:  Thundercats  (Champion Billiards)
T-7th place:  Adrian Peterson's Branch Manager  (Barefoot Bernie's)
T-7th place:  Ramparting Ways  (Capitol City Brewing)
T-7th place:  Lowered Expectations  (Quincy's)
T-7th place:  Big Test Icicles  (Champion Billiards)

PHT WORLD SERIES IX
JUNE 8, 2014

1st place:  High School Prom  (DRP)
2nd place:  None Pizza with Left Beef  (Guido's)
3rd place:  Slapsgiving  (Barefoot Bernie's)
4th place:  Army of Dorkness  (Monkey La La)
5th place:  Fat, Drunk, and Stupid  (Ramparts)
T-6th place:  We're Not Porn Stars Anymore  (Ramparts)
T-6th place:  Grab a Straw, You Suck  (Cellar Door)
T-8th place:  Wiseacres  (Champion Billiards)
T-8th place:  Cranius Maximus  (Bunker Sports Café)
10th place:  Horseshoes and Hand Grenades  (Champion Billiards)

PHT WORLD SERIES VIII
JANUARY 25, 2014

1st place:  Slapsgiving  (Barefoot Bernie's)
2nd place:  Army of Dorkness  (Monkey La La)
3rd place:  Wiseacres  (Champion Billiards)
4th place:  Minivan Mafia  (Bunker Sports Café)
T-5th place:  [email protected]  (Guido's)
T-5th place:  Southpaw Fish  (Valley Grill)
7th place:  Erin Go Braless  (Belles')
8th place:  Thinkers and Dreamers  (Barefoot Bernie's)
9th place:  I Like Big Butts  (Cellar Door)
10th place:  Master Debaters  (Monkey La La)

PHT WORLD SERIES VII
JUNE 9, 2013

1st place:  Stink Floyd  (Monkey La La)
2nd place:  Slapsgiving  (Barefoot Bernie's)
3rd place:  Quick Pink and the Vine Gang  (Il Forno)
4th place:  [email protected]  (Guido's)
5th place:  Barry Jive and the Uptown Five  (Ramparts)
6th place:  Thundercats  (Champion Billiards)
7th place:  What Else Could it Be?  (Barefoot Bernie's)
8th place:  Master Debaters  (Champion Billiards)
9th place:  Bored of Education  (Ramparts)
10th place:  Wiseacres  (Il Forno)

PHT WORLD SERIES VI
JANUARY 26, 2013

1st place:  Slapsgiving  (Barefoot Bernie's)
2nd place:  Quick Pink and the Vine Gang  (Il Forno)
3rd place:  Bored of Education (Ramparts)
4th place:  2 Live Clue  (Cellar Door)
5th place:  Army of Dorkness  (Monkey La La)
6th place:  Your Mom Has a Team Name  (Champion Billiards)
7th place:  Minivan Mafia  (South Riding Inn)
8th place:  Bad Ass Cookers  (Guido's)
9th place:  Wednesday  (Cellar Door)
10th place:  Hump and Dump  (Il Forno)

PHT WORLD SERIES V
JUNE 9, 2012

1st place:  Slapsgiving  (Barefoot Bernie's)
2nd place:  Thundercats  (Champion Billiards)
3rd place:  Scott Puts the STD in STUD  (Guido's)
4th place:  Master Debaters  (Monkey La La)
5th place:  Wiseacres  (Champion Billiards)
6th place:  Stank Rangers  (Guido's)
7th place:  Democratic Republic of Chad  (Guido's)
8th place:  Hate and Spite  (Monkey La La)
T-9th place:  It Could Be Anything  (Il Forno)
T-9th place:  Cosmik Debris  (Il Forno)

PHT WORLD SERIES IV
DECEMBER 10, 2011

1st place:  Slapsgiving
2nd place:  Big Grumpy Jungle Dreams
3rd place:  Wiseacres
4th place:  Ramrod
5th place:  Big Test Icicles
6th place:  Human Scottipede
7th place:  Ferret Finger
T-8th place:  Panty Droppers
T-8th place:  Thundercats
10th place:  Quick Pink and the Vine Gang